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[ LinksmybД—s ] • Anekdotai nr.2 from Dmx3

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Ateina Petka pas ДЊapajeva ir sako:
- Vasilijau IvanoviДЌiau, nori myslД™?
- Nu skelk.
- Be langЕі be dureliЕі, pilna pirkia ЕѕmogeliЕі. Kas?
- SubinД—!
- Ne Vasilijau IvanoviДЌiau. Tai Agurkas.
- Jo!? Nu dar vienД….
- Du Еѕiedai, du galai, per vidurДЇ vinukas. Kas?
- SubinД—!
- Ne Vasilijau IvanoviДЌiau. Tai ЕѕirkliД—s.
- Jo!? Nu geras! Einu Furmonovui uЕѕduosiu.
- Furmonovai, nori myslД™, Petka uЕѕminД—. Be langЕі be dureliЕі pilna subinД— agurkЕі. Kas?
- Vasilijau, ДЌia kaЕѕkokia chuinia gaunasi.
- Va va, ir aЕЎ sakau, kad chuinia, o Petka sako ЕЅIRKLД–S

Teisme kaimietДЇ kaltina:
- Tai kД…, ponas, samagonД—lДЇ varot?
- AЕЎ? Ne!!!
- Kaip tai ne? AparatД… tai turit... vadinasi varot.
- Tai tada ir uЕѕ iЕЎprievartavimД… teiskit...
- O jЕ«s dar ir iЕЎprievartavot kaЕѕkД…?
- Nu ne... bet aparatД… tai turiu...

PagrindinД—s "FormulД—s-1" taisyklД—s:
1. Raudona maЕЎina visada teisi.
2. RaudonЕі maЕЎinЕі tarpusavio santykiai - raudonЕі maЕЎinЕі reikalas.
3. Raudonas maЕЎinas leidЕѕiama turД—ti tik vienai komandai.

Jeigu jЕ«s pakvietД—te merginД… paЕЎerti ЕѕuveliЕі, o akvariumo jЕ«s neturite nuo gimimo, tai atidarykite bent ЕЎprotЕі skardinД™. Kaip taisyklД—, ДЇtrupinus ten truputДЇ duonos, mergina pradeda susivokti, dД—l ko jЕ«s jД… pakvietД—te.

ЕЅvejas pasakoja apie laimikДЇ:
- Tai ta lydeka svД—rД—вЂ¦
- Na, kiek jau, kiek? - iЕЎsiЕЎiepД™ laukia draugai.
- Kad nesumelavus, tai pusД™ to svorio, kurДЇ norД—jau pasakyti, bet du kartus daugiau negu jЕ«s pagalvojot!

Programuotojo bei Еѕmonos pokalbis:
-Ar tu girdД—jai, kad po 10-15 metЕі atsiras galimybД— uЕѕsiiminД—ti seksu su kompiuteriu?
-O tau tai kas? AsmeniЕЎkai tau tai viskas liks, kaip buvД™...

(Votes #: 7)

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